May 2013
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selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
May 21st
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May 21st
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yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 
May 19th
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May 18th
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fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
May 18th
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fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
May 18th
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chaystar: Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
May 18th
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tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
May 18th
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officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
May 18th
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Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on?
May 18th
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h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
May 18th
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grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
May 18th
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May 18th
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coolscar: *accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
May 18th
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snorlaxatives: feeling sad sucks wtf who even invented feelings 
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch
May 18th
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my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
May 18th
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lardypoison: tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow
May 18th
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rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
May 18th
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Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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danbutt: no one cares that you queued that post
May 18th
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May 18th
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dogs420: i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog
May 18th
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hallelujahoran: can i hire ed sheeran to write my english papers
May 18th
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